Monday, November 12, 2007

It's ArbCom time again!

I normally don't pay much attention to Wikipedia goings on, but I've been asked by too many people to take a position on the Arbcom candidates, so here you go.
  • Adam Cuerden: Don't know him, but his statement, that he wants to speed up the Arbitration process, indicates that he does not fully appreciate the true purpose of the process.
  • Cbrown1023: How could I fail to endorse this little puppy dog who just wants to be my friend? Seriously, it's really funny how many private messages I've gotten from Cbrown over the years telling me how much he loves me.
  • David Fuchs: I vaguely recall David Fuchs from his AMA days. As the AMA's main function was to drag out Arbitrations, thereby increasing the opportunity to create Drama, I'm sure he'll be quite suitable for the role he now seeks.
  • Deskana: Deskana is obviously a very adept navigator of Wikipedia's inner political games, having managed to score checkuser rights. Might as well let him punch another slot in his scorecard. Don't let his fundamental incompetence and laziness interfere; Arbitrators don't have to do any work anyway (just ask Raul654).
  • Dreamafter: People who've failed an RfA are, almost by default, highly qualified to serve as Arbitrators. At least Dreamafter isn't a member of Wikipedia's inner sycophantic circle -- yet.
  • Durova: Why choose the lesser of two evils?
  • Endlessdan: One of the few candidates who isn't obviously invovled in Wikipolitics. Sadly, I think his creative originality would be quickly stifled. Still, definitely in the top three.
  • Giano: Ah, the grand master of all drama. Clearly the top candidate in the field, although White Cat gives him a close run. A vote for Giano is a vote for maximal drama; the Arbitration process would certainly be improved by the occasional Arbitrator temper-tantrum, and with Fred Bauder leaving the Committee will be in need of a court jester.
  • Hemlock Martinis: Has shown some talent for drama in the past. Not terrible, but I can't bring myself to endorse nonetheless.
  • JoshuaZ: tl;dr.
  • Messedrocker: At least he's unlikely to die before the end of his term -- he won't even be driving yet.
  • Misza13: Because Arbcom is the ultimate in playing whack-a-mole!
  • Monsieurdl: Might as well vote for him; he'll burn out within six months and then Jimbo can appoint a crony to better maximize drama. Certainly better than voting for Newyorkbrad.
  • Moreschi: Demonstrated his ability to generate drama when he conominated me for admin. That took moxie, it did.
  • Newyorkbrad: Too stuffy, and his attitudes toward arbitration are totally not structured toward generating drama. And he has shown no propensity for creating drama and in fact seems to try to minimize it. Clearly unsuitable. And worse, he's likely to stick to the job if elected.
  • NHRHS2010: Name too random. Get a real username and try again.
  • Phil Sandifer: Only vote for Phil if you vote for Giano too. Then you could sell tickets to committee meetings.
  • Physchim62: Abuses apostrophes.
  • Pilotguy: Don't vote for him. He has better things to do, like go to fraternity parties. Really.
  • Raul654: Raul has demonstrated very well over the past three years how one can take membership in the Committee and use it to further one's own ego without actually doing all that much work. Just show up every few months and vote on a few random cases, plus make sure you do whatever the FA wankers say so they'll continue to worship you. Not reelecting Raul might lead to instability in the community due to massive ego unloading, so it's imperative that he be reelected.
  • Ryan Postlethwaite: Just reading his name makes me spit on my screen.
  • Shell Kinney: Doesn't understand that the ArbCom is about dispute prolongation, not about dispute resolution.
  • Stifle: Never heard of this person. By the looks of it, is too good of an article author to have his time wasted on Arbitration.
  • Swatjester: Highly qualified; very adept at creating drama by making snap judgments on issues without bothering to examine the facts or contemplate likely reaction to his actions. Kneejerk reactions are always good at creating drama -- definitely a strong candidate.
  • Thebainer: Just what Wikipedia needs, another junior lawyer.
  • White Cat: White Cat would be my top candidate, except for Giano being in the race. His ability to keep grudges for years at a time and to remember small details that everyone else has long since forgotten will serve him very well as an Arbitrator. Also, his recent removal as an op in the #wikipedia channel is just proof of his commitment to fighting corruption whereever it might be found.
  • Wizardman: Needs to run for bureaucrat first.
Note: I don't plan to be voting myself. Arbcom is completely irrelevant to anyone who is participating in Wikipedia for the purpose of writing an encyclopedia, so there's really no reason for sane people to be voting on it at all -- or even acknowledging its existence. My recommendations take this reality into consideration, and are therefore based mainly on who I think would make the ArbCom the most amusing, that being the most it could possibly hope to aspire to. Please consider not voting in the elections; you will be happier if you don't.

21 comments:

  1. Kelly, your humor is utterly charming. You seemed to've mellow lately, become more rounded and soft. I'm tempted to think it's because of an absence from wikipedia, except your past bragging about an army of socks. Hey, on that point will you say if any of them are admins?

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  2. Three weeks with no blog post ... then, when the waiting is over, you post this absolute corker.

    A joy to read, and a good form guide (in a Yes Minister kind of way) for those that way inclined.

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  3. Dear Kelly, is there any way at all I can help you to move on? I am saddened to see so much bitterness still eating away at your heart. It is time to move on and graze in pastures new and fresh. Somewhere your many talents will be appreciated. I shall always be prepared to help you if required, please know that.

    Regards

    Giano

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  4. PS: "I normally don't pay much attention to Wikipedia goings on" - I love it. G

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  5. giano, the least capable person of "moving on" in Wikipedia? yeah, you could give lessons...

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  6. I'm disappointed in Giano's calculus.

    The standard progression of affective states is as follows:

    1. Disappointment

    2. Frustration

    3. Cynicism

    4. Bitterness

    Clearly, Kelly is currently at Stage 3, not Stage 4.

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  7. I just think it is time to move on and "bury the hatchet".

    Giano

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  8. Time to move on? Sure...just get your friends Bish and George to help you co-nominate Kelly for RfA again. I mean, they agree with you on everything, anyway. It would be a remarkable example of letting bygones be bygones.

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  9. I find it ironic that you criticise many of the candidates here for 'creating drama', when you yourself have created more WikiDrama than any of them. In fact, you're doing so with this very post!

    I'm told you were once a member of ArbCom yourself, but reading posts like this one, I honestly can't believe it. All I can say is that Wikipedia's standards must have been a lot lower in those days.

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  10. Ahh! WikiDrama! So good, they trademarked it.

    So you find this ironic? You probably feel every Shyamalan movie since the Sixth Sense keeps getting better. Check out "Satire" sometime, and prepare yourself: Swift wasn't really encouraging people to eat babies.

    And of course, ArbCom standards were lower back in Kelley's day. They let anyone in with a Commodore 64.


    (hint: that's sarcasm. It's like satire, but I expect you'll get it)

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  11. Eh, we knew you couldn't stay away. Just can't resist taking a kick every once in a while, just to make sure folks still remember who you are?

    The best thing about Kelly Martin is: she's inconsequential.

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  12. Anonymous, you have completely misunderstood poor Kelly's reasoning for this blog - or course she wants people to read it - why else write it and publish it on the internet? If these were private thoughts she would write them in a diary and sleep with them under her pillow - as it is there are links to it all over the "Wikipedia Review". So get real - these are just the things that she is too frightened to say on Wikipedia - where of course she would want them responded to. Unfortunately Kelly is upset to find that Wikipedia is continuing to function quite well without her input. These are not easy things for her to realise and come to terms with so I think a little kindness and compassion is called for. This is a cry for help - and I for one would like to help he come to terms with her problems.

    Giano

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  13. Giano, I don't dispute that K. Mart (I'm sorry, I hope that doesn't offend you but I just love that abbreviation) WANTS people to read this. But who cares? terraxos can't blame her for "generating wikidrama" unless she's proactively "ASKING" people to read it, and by "ASKING" I mean a loose interpretation of linking, adverting on WP, etc. Yes, I know she linked to it on her userpage but she doesn't now. Anyone who is reading it now is doing so because they know about it and are still checking in on it. Including you, by the way, but at least you are simply mocking her instead of being irrational like terraxos.

    My point is, K. Mart's blog is now read by people who follow it because they are doing so completely of their own accord. Any asshat who feels it is creating disruptive drama should just stay the hell away. You can't chase someone all over the internet, seeking to read their contribution to the net in whatever form, and then accuse them of being a disruptive influence in your internet homeland. You may as well exile someone from a country and then periodically write to them to tell them how unwelcome they are.

    As for the rest of your assessment of her I have no comment. Hope none of my html tags are broken.

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  14. Thanks, Kelly does seem to gave a lot of friends all called Anonymous? doesn't she - never mind at least she knows who I am. I'm trying to think of ways of giving help, but it is difficult - if she were a neighbour it would be so much easier. I have just emailed her name to a Holy Sisterhood to have a prayer circle - hopefully she will find the strength of the Lord through their prayers and thoughts.

    Giano

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  15. For what its worth I can assure there are at least two of us.

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  16. "and then Jimbo can appoint a crony to better maximize drama."

    You realise of course that's what they say about you having been appointed ...

    Anyway. The reason to join the AC is to do your year's sentence and become an ex-arb and hang around on the list. Much more fun!

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  17. Kelly,

    I am encouraging all Wikipedia critics to take this excellent opportunity to write letters to the Editors of their local and regional newspapers. I hope you and your readers may take up this cause, as soon as possible. The public opinion of Wikipedia can and should be changed by these six simple points:

    1. Wikipedia is the world's largest encyclopedia. It is managed by the Wikimedia Foundation (WMF), and its mission is to provide free and open dissemination of knowledge to the world, in many languages.

    2. Both the WMF and the for-profit enterprise Wikia, Inc. have personnel who serve on the Boards of both organizations. Wikia, Inc. -- a company financed with $14 million in venture capital -- has filed Form 990 documents with the U.S. Internal Revenue Service that maintain there are no conflicts of interest in the cross-management of the two organizations.

    3. However, it was revealed this week that Wikia, Inc. was hosting a secret mailing list comprised exclusively of hand-picked Wikipedia administrators and certain representatives of the Foundation, including Wikipedia co-founder himself, Jimmy Wales.

    4. This mailing list's secret activity centered on discussion of the identities and even IP addresses of various "questionable" contributors to the Wikipedia encyclopedia, in order to build "wiki sleuthing" cases against said contributors. This past week, the list's spurious findings prompted the indefinite blocking of a long-standing valuable contributor to Wikipedia's pages. When evidence of this list was exposed by a whistle-blower (one also having a long record of writing "featured articles" on Wikipedia), that evidence was repeatedly suppressed or erased by a senior staff member of the WMF. Days later, the cited ownership of the secret list was even altered, to protect the guilty party.

    5. Instead of thanking the whistle-blower, Jimmy Wales replied to him with this shocking remark, "...your behavior in terms of trolling and carrying on the way you do is unacceptable. You know this. And you will either change it or be banned from Wikipedia. You have caused too much harm to justify us putting up with this kind of behavior much longer."

    6. No wonder the Wikimedia Foundation is falling far short of its fundraising objectives this year. Its management is too infiltrated with bankrupt ethics, which thoughtful people of conscience wouldn't dream of supporting financially.

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  18. Gregory,

    I don't mean this rudely although it will probably sound it but it saddens me that you appear to want to bring down Wikipedia because you don't like Jimbo et al. It seems that you forget all the thousands of people who enjoy editing Wikipedia and the many millions more who use it free of charge on a daily basis. Kids all over the world in schools that can't afford the luxury of membership to expensive educational sites and libraries. Have you any idea of the cost of a set of Encyclopedia Britannica - and Wikipedia is better than that. Yes it has its faults and some rubbish on it but it also has some things of huge value, at very high academic level plus the content is improving all the time.

    There is little point bringing down Wikipedia when there is nothing to replace it, citizendum is in it's infancy, and I suspect won't take off so long as it has it's strict rules which prevent even the most eminent editing anonymously. So please don't try and deter people from funding because in spite of all you may think. Wikipedia is succeeding in its mission "to provide free and open dissemination of knowledge to the world, in many languages".

    So please whatever you think of the leadership don't keep trying to and discredit and destroy the project. There is freedom of speech and opinion there - look at me, I'm still there (just) and there are many others all working hard to fulfil that mission statement. I really ask you and your colleagues at Wikipedia Review to take a look at the larger global picture. It seems to me you are extending your dislike and mistrust of Jimbo into the project itself - and that really is not fair. A a child, every meal time, I was always told to think of the starving millions could we not extend that to the impoverished millions around the globe who truly need Wikipedia.

    Bearing that in mind, I ask you to back off a little - who knows you may find it gives you a warm glow inside.

    Sincerely

    Giano

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  19. Kelly was nice to let me post that long statement earlier, so I won't do it again. My response to Giano (one of my heroes) is found here:
    http://tinyurl.com/26kpyf

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