The big item for today appears to be Andy Irons, a pro surfer who died of unknown causes, but possibly dengue fever, on November 2. Dengue fever, now that's a disease you don't hear about much, although it's actually relatively common in less-developed parts of the world. I suppose it's not entirely unreasonable that a surfer might catch it.
The other up-and-coming item has to do with a Disney exploitee by the name of Demi Lovato, who apparently beat up another performer recently. If there's anything that I pay less attention to than celebrity gossip, it's celebrity gossip involving those insipidly disgusting child "performers" being exploited by America's most odious cultural hegemon. Perhaps we could arrange for them to all catch dengue fever. Or, better yet, for their corporate managers to do so.
Searches for election results are, unsurprisingly, rising, with an apparent special focus on those in California and especially Proposition 19, the California ballot initiative to legalize pot there, which failed, gaining only 44% of the vote. I guess the rest of their supporters were too stoned to figure out how to find the polling place. In any case, even if it the proposition had passed there would still have been the federal prohibition on marijuana to overcome. Still going to be a while before you can toke up anywhere you want.
Football player Randy Moss, who I mentioned yesterday, is holding at number 5; I haven't looked to see if there's anything new about him, as I really don't care. The upcoming change back to standard time this weekend fills out the remainder of the top ten for today. Don't forget to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
The other up-and-coming item has to do with a Disney exploitee by the name of Demi Lovato, who apparently beat up another performer recently. If there's anything that I pay less attention to than celebrity gossip, it's celebrity gossip involving those insipidly disgusting child "performers" being exploited by America's most odious cultural hegemon. Perhaps we could arrange for them to all catch dengue fever. Or, better yet, for their corporate managers to do so.
Searches for election results are, unsurprisingly, rising, with an apparent special focus on those in California and especially Proposition 19, the California ballot initiative to legalize pot there, which failed, gaining only 44% of the vote. I guess the rest of their supporters were too stoned to figure out how to find the polling place. In any case, even if it the proposition had passed there would still have been the federal prohibition on marijuana to overcome. Still going to be a while before you can toke up anywhere you want.
Football player Randy Moss, who I mentioned yesterday, is holding at number 5; I haven't looked to see if there's anything new about him, as I really don't care. The upcoming change back to standard time this weekend fills out the remainder of the top ten for today. Don't forget to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
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